Opinionated-Ranter

Sep 09

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

Sep 09

officialfrenchtoast:

having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with

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Sep 09
delta-breezes:

Lili Fi Blog
Sep 09

its-arrested-development:

Tobias had recently been asked to address a group of depressed men who had been described over the phone as blue.

Sep 09

grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

Sep 09

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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Sep 09

thecutestofthecute:

Here are some adorable dogs holding flowers. Have a great day everyone

Sep 09

wyllie-coyote:

peanutbummer:

exuberantneuropsychologist:

shmeeshed:

clevergenius:

the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:

yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAAHHA JK

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yea im a dude

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of course i play fucking video games

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HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman

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yea im a girl

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yea i play video games

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HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG

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indeed i am a boy

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indeed i play video games

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HAHAHAHA JK IM A SWORDFISH

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Yeah I’m an trans*guy

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yeah I play video games

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jk I’m actually a dad

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IT GOT BETTER

Sep 09
Sep 09

onlylolgifs:

trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day

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