May 14
the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast
this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down
tragically beautiful.
why are there raisins in the fridge?
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May 14
- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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May 14
They call me Cuban Pete
I’m the king of the rhumba beat
When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom
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May 14
Omg
WOULD PEOPLE STOP POSTING PICS FROM THOR 2 WITHOUT LABELING IT ‘SPOILERS’?! GEEZ.
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