Opinionated-Ranter

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danscrotch:

this is my favourite thing

Apr 17

reverendmaynard:

please learn how to use “literally” because if you tell me that a boy “literally took your breath away and stole your heart” im just gonna assume he choked you to death and then sold your heart on the organ black market

Apr 17

Anonymous asked: How do you feel about "It's a metaphor" jokes blowing up on tumblr?

fishingboatproceeds:

I think they are hilarious. I’m particularly fond of this one.

Apr 17
alittlebitstronger17:


misha @ vegascon - march 15, 2014

MISHA BEHIND YOU!!! DONT LOOK!!! D:

alittlebitstronger17:

misha @ vegascon - march 15, 2014

MISHA BEHIND YOU!!! DONT LOOK!!! D:

Apr 17
samthomaswilsons:

#maybe he’s born with it#maybe its hydra brainwashing
Apr 17

poehlersvortex:

My idea of the perfect exercise class is this: The teacher gives us all a hug and goes, “You did it! You showed up! Let’s lie down.” We all lie down and she’s like, “How is everybody feeling?” We’re like, “Great!” And the teacher’s like, “Great!” Then we all get to leave 20 minutes early. - Amy Poehler

Apr 17
armisael:

why does my library have a teenage mutant ninja turtles sculpture

armisael:

why does my library have a teenage mutant ninja turtles sculpture